Moving Day

 If you find this blog after January 31, 2026, then…uh…what? How? 

The day has come. This whole shenanigan is getting an upgrade via Ream Stories. I've been working on migrating a lot of my draft posts over there, polishing up some works in progress, and scheduling releases. I'm pretty excited about the ways you*, as a reader, can interact with the work. You'll even be able to comment as you read, which has a strong potential to hurt my feelings.

Here's what's planned for the new platform:

• Releases from the archives, updated and edited (y'all remember Dreams of a Doormat? I finally found a copy and it has a sequel), included incomplete stories from the wanderwonder blog.
• Bonus chapters of completed stories like:
• Watching Him Back: 5 Year Reunion
• Jay's Not Gay, You Guys—checking back in with Dillon
• The Windshield Incident—one chapter after Grant and Ryder are reunited, another from Ryder's perspective
• The continuation of a bunch of partial stories you've seen here:
• The series featuring Tanners, the brute Keilan, the banker's boy Charles the Younger, and the little goatherd Melody has a couple of chapters left in it.
• The Commencement Series with Will and Declan, Cody and his teacher, Ken and his boss and his boss's son, and what's definitely going to be an unpopular addition of a straight couple who I nonetheless had a lot of fun writing
• Fantasy stories like Iron Rice Fox and Out of Darkness
• Smug Little Bastard has a whole arc, but under the current administration I'm having to rename and retool the characters so you're not picturing the vice president strutting around in Levi jeans and a cowboy hat. There is a couch involved, but not in that way, you know? I'm mean to you all, but I'm not that mean.
• Yes, Sir is the closest I'll ever get to daddy/son taboo.
• Saturday Mornings has a new title and will be one of the earliest releases
• Re-releases of the good stuff, mostly so I finally have all my work in one place.
• I'm working with an editor on tightening up some of the things that didn't quite hit the last time around, which is…humbling. He's been like "Great grammar! This whole section makes no goddam sense."
• He did also tell me that with a few tweaks I'll "be the next Emily Dickinson with a penis." Someone please explain this to me; I'm not a poetry guy.
• NEW STORIES! Already in the works are some things I think you'll like, such as
• Please Teach My Husband as described in the previous post. (An Earth researcher visits a planet to collect stories from the local holy man, whose role is to train husbands to be better sexual partners while their wives are away. It's light kink, very silly, and a fun exercise in world-building.)
• A superhero story featuring a naive main character who might be in a cult
• Zombie apocalypse survivors finding comfort in a tense situation
• The closest I'll ever get to brother/brother taboo

Join me and the rest of the erotica-hungry masses over on Ream starting January 24 for all the above smutty writing and more. There's a Community function where all this blog business will live, and I'm about to start actually replying to comments there. New year, new me, baby. I'm genuinely excited.

 I know the most prominent question on your mind must be: will there be a paywall?

Yep. But stay with me for a second.

I think 19 years of free horny stories is plenty. Everything that has been published on Smashwords, Literotica, or GayDemon will remain where it is. The Ream account will have plenty of free chapters for followers, and new completed stories will be released as ebooks or perhaps on one of the free sites…eventually. So if you're patient, keep an eye on the accounts there.

However, I do want to give a token of my esteem to the filthy few who've stuck it out with me over the years. There are two paid tiers at the moment—misanthropically titled "Garden Variety Weirdo"and "Real Sicko"—at $2.99 and $4.99 per month, respectively. Garden Variety Weirdo is all about early access to chapters and ebook discounts. Real Sicko membership is for those of you who read chapters of Stay Away From Her and then came here to find Todd's side of the story. This tier is early chapters, but it's also access to the back catalogue, to mini releases, and it's the power to influence what I write. If you've been a faithful reader of my drivel and wish to continue, use code BLOGFAITHFUL to access a full year of Real Sicko membership for free. As a warning, the code will expire on February 24, 2026, so don't wait too long to sign up. There's already an additional discount code just for y'all on my most recent ebooks.

(As an aside, the lengths I've gone to in order to maintain my anonymity has been laughable. Layer upon layer of obfuscation, hoping I'm not accidentally using someone else's real name or information, setting up a virtual mailbox…just to write a little porn for you sickos while I keep my job in a red state.)

And to those of you who've been with this rinky dink blog; if you've ever left a comment or read a post or emailed me—thank you so much. Writing gay erotica, or in some cases what the girly pops call "spicy romance," is often like screaming horny screams into the void. Every bit of feedback is enough encouragement to keep screaming. Seriously, some of these stories only got written because one solitary person told me they liked it.

I wouldn't do this without you.

See You on Ream,

WanderWonder/Acerbic Scribbler/Walker C Fields

*you three, plus the AI bots scraping my stories

Please Teach My Husband: The Series

Stop the presses.

Getting old stuff out of my brain worked. I have had…wait for it…an original idea. With several of my stories getting longer and more complicated, I wanted to be able to write something punchy, quick, and exploratory without any big feelings to navigate. Hookup culture with a twist.

And so:

On a planet (to be named), an Earthling researcher has been tasked with collecting anecdotes from a holy man. This man's entire role is to satisfy and train the married men of his town when their wives are unavailable or uninterested. The society is egalitarian and suspicious of offworlders with their backwards values. We see this society through the researcher's eyes as he records the holy man's recollection of his visitors/supplicants, focusing on the encounters that would involve play/light kink (in Earth terms).

Already this concept has challenged me. A lot of kink involves some amount of perceived transgression or power dynamics. What changes if a society is completely accepting of sex between all consenting adults? What justification would there be to, I don't know, call someone a cumpig if it isn't stigmatized? When I lived in Japan, common dirty talk was that bottoming will feminize you. "No, don't make me cum with your cock; you're turning me into a girl!" or "I'm going to turn your asshole into a pussy!" Shit like that. If you've ever read stories featuring "gooning," or "mindbreak," you've definitely seen this in Western culture. Would humiliation play remain in an egalitarian society that finds no shame in men having sex? Such are the fun, stupid questions I ask myself while I type.

Thus far, I've outlined:

1. Please Teach My Husband Foreplay (toys)
2. Please Tie My Husband Up (bondage)
3. Please Help My Husband Last Longer (edging)
4. Please Punish My Husband (spanking, light exhibitionism)
5. Please Teach My Husband To Top (ooh, is the researcher going to have to step in?)

With a couple other entries floating around. I like the idea of the researcher struggling to stay professional while he's being told a bunch of sexy stories. Formatting could be a bitch, though. I'm trying to figure out how to let our entry character interject when he needs more details, or doesn't understand a term. 

In conclusion, I'm excited to have something new to think about, and could use suggestions on what other light kink I could include in this series.

Sandalwood Ch. 5

 I did, watching closely as Gary positioned himself above me with incredible balance. He used both hands to pull his plump ass cheeks apart, and lowered himself towards my straining cock.

Sandalwood Ch. 4

This needs a heavy dose of editing before it goes anywhere, but I did at least finish that one other story I mentioned working on before the new year. Use the tags to find previous chapters (from over a decade ago. Shut up about it.) There will be one more chapter before it's totally finished.

New Year, New Location?

 It's 2026. Aside from increasing existential dread, what's new? For one, hello to the longtime friends and new ones alike. 

Blogger became entirely unusable a while ago, but it's gotten worse. Comments don't show up on the back end, replying is clunky, formatting has gotten bizarre, updating the layout is nigh impossible…folks, it might be time to migrate. Incomplete has been a steady workhorse, but perhaps it needs to be put out to pasture. Where are we going? I don't fuckin' know. I spent a portion of my winter holiday looking at alternatives. Here's what I found:

• Wattpad might allow for free, serial posting, but there isn't a blogging or newsletter integration. Also, I made an account there some years ago just to experiment, and the story I put up got flagged for being smut and removed after nearly four years of existing in peace. Sure, plenty of erotica stays readable, but the risk of having my work suddenly disappear is pretty off-putting.
• Patreon has the same issue. Multiple authors have reported having their accounts or work suddenly shut down for erotic content, especially if there's a whiff of the taboo. For me, that might be the gray line of consent (aka Jesse's self-delusion) in the opening of Stay Away From Her/Power Plays, or repeatedly calling adult characters "boy" in Tanners and the Brute and The Banker's Boy  despite stating that they're all at least 19 years old. The ability to interact more directly with you all is tempting, but the risk…
• Substack seems to have a better reputation with other erotica authors, but…ugh. Y'all, I'm tired. Substack has a steep learning curve, and seems to squash anything without massive readership. If I'm going to put in the work of migrating platforms, I might as well try to add a fourth reader to our ranks, right?
• Ream stories is becoming better known among erotica authors, but I'm still trying to figure out if there's an easy way to interact with y'all beyond a newsletter. You know damn well I'm not keeping up a newsletter if it requires me to use more than one website. I was just complaining about having to go through this here blog for stray comments that slipped under the Blogger radar.
• Before you ask, moving to a Wordpress blog or Wix means no more porn, unless I pay for self-hosting. If I refuse to have a separate newsletter, you think I'm paying real money to host this free shit? Maybe if I'd made more than 35 bucks off my ebooks last year I'd have hosting money.

So I'm curious: have any of you used the aforementioned sites? Has reading, smut or no, on one of them been a better user experience than the others?

This time I'll actually be checking for comments more than once every two weeks.