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Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Smug Little Bastard

If you didn't grow up with country relatives, this grammar might not make a lick of sense. 

Bless your heart.

“You like me, don’t you.”


I looked over at the man standing in the kitchen doorway, his arms folded and his feet apart.


“What?”


He tilted his head. “You like me; I can tell,” he said.


I was dumbstruck for a moment while all the blood in my body rushed to my face. “J.D., where the hell’s this coming from?”